Shorty

Here's the thing. I don't understand GPS systems. I mean, I understand them, but I don't get why everyone has one? It's called googlemaps or mapquest.com. If you don't know where you're going before you leave the house, then you need to stay the fuck home.

And I love how whenever I ask people who have gps systems, why they need one. The response is always, "Oh mapquest is always wrong". WTF? Like how often are you out traveling around without knowing where you're going? I go 3 places: Ruby's school, the liberry, and Publix (box of wine on aisle one).

I know some of you have gps systems, or GARMINS if you really want to impress your friends. I can feel you giving me the side-eye through my computer and I don't care. I could dismantle your little talking map machine and you'd never find my ass anyway, you'd just be driving aorund in random patterns.

Sometimes I get this weird thought in my head that it would be a really good idea to make my own karaoke music videos and put them on the internet, which will give me something to do when I get tired of this blogging shit. Which I am right now. I'm going to bed.